I’m in my cell, mindin’ my own business when I think I hear a frog outside my window. A frog! It’s October! But a frog is all I can think of and it’s been happening for days now. That’s one persistent bullfrog… in Washington… in October.., yeah.

So I’m chillin’ today and listening to my newest mystery prince (You know, kiss a frog see if he turns into a prince?) bellow away when it dawns on me, that ain’t no damned bullfrog, horny toad or any kind of slimy creature (well, maybe) , nope, it’s somebody snoring! So loud it bellows across the compound from inside their cell into mine!

WTF?! How is this POSSIBLE? Yikes.

I’d hate to be that ol’ man’s ol’ lady. Yoww.

With Love
Ruth Utnage
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